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Tell Me. Why Does He Have To Have a Head?

Eva Moran -

This all started when Niall grilled me about which athletes have the best bodies. “Fucking fighters,” he said. And contemplating his decorated amateur boxer bod and...

The Sound of Morning Glory

Karina Melendez -

"The Sound of Morning Glory" will be back soon after a technical error has been fixed!

In Christ there Is No East or West

Derek Weiler -

She said: “If someone was getting married it would be important enough, wouldn’t it? This is the closest thing to a wedding Francis is...

This Night In October

Claire Gibson -

“I want you to know before I open the door that I’m not a Nazi.” “Lil,” I say, “just open it.” Lil is my nickname...

Lemon Pie

Allison McMaster -

Go cut me a slice of lemon meringue pie. Be quick about it. Don't go rummaging in the cutlery drawer for some dainty dessert...

Monkfish

Laura Boudreau -

Next to Victor is Amelia, who is worried that it still looks like she has pissed her pants. When she arrived at Kevin and...

How We Rise

Amanda Stern -

Say that I could fly using just my body. Say that based on the rate at which I lift my arms, I could take...

The Breast And Brian Franca

Lauren Bride -

You were an early bloomer. Let’s go with that one. Yes, you had breasts when you were still undressing a Barbie doll to examine...

Insult

Joseph Clayton Mills -

I had a friend who, over the long course of many years, gradually began to take on, as if by a process of osmosis,...

The Dictator

Cedrick Mendoza-Tolentino -

There was once a dictator who cringed every time he saw someone of his profession fire a gun up into the air. It would...